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The Best way to Escape from a Problem is to Solve it"

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. A

Teacher lecturing on population: "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!! Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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its August!~!!

yeah! August!
Think its gonna be a happy month because everything seems to be in a proper order for me!
(even if its not.. it would be.. would be... would be....super positive node)
I finally solve my transport problem to work.. Got this chartered bus to fetch me from home to work, machiam a school bus.. good.. extra bucks for super convenience, cheaper den cabs.. I'm a happy girl! Oh ya.. and super Healthy gal too! ha.. no more sickness ever since i left the dreaded place..
My new colleagues are eh.. seems nice.. but new work itself takes some time to adapt la... hope i can master this SAP very soon.. it feels different working in a bigger company.. the benefits seems better (more resourceful) yet like abit distance.. bureaucratic.. Hope can gain alot from this experience..

EPL starting... don't know Arsenal will sink or not.. *prays hard hard

I will definitely blog more =)

Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry

the tune's pretty catchy

The smell of your skin lingers on me now
Your probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity

[CHORUS]I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry
Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry

The path that I'm walking I must go alone
I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay

[CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards Ill be your best friend and you'll be mine
Valentine Yes you can hold my hand if u want to Cause I want to hold yours too Well be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But its time for me to go home
Its getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity

[CHORUS]I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with youIt's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry La Da Da Da Da Da

No Henry No Ljungberg..

=(

Every morning...

I wonder should I take cab or not?...

hmmmm... my workplace damn far loh.. Andrew road!
I gotta take bus-train-bus or longbus-bus..
1.5 hrs journey.. Sleepy plus exhausting..
Anyway.. look on the brightside.. at least most of the time i dont have to travel back tediously.. heh!

Why cant i jus be a tai-tai!?!
kiddin lah.. I cant bear him work too hard to bring bread home while i loaf.. andand I rather work part-time then be a tai-tai even if my hubby is rich.. being a Tai-tai seems so boring rite? Everyday need to find things to do to kill time... Unless hubby is superduper rich kind.. else a semi-taitai would be good =P

Dunga is the best!

(ok, the only reason I'm putting this pic is because it coincidentally, consists my faves arsenal and Brazil logo! =P)


http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=221083&cc=4716

Over the weekend, I went to watch "Transformers". When my boyfriend asked me accompany him to watch, i was abit reluctant thinking it may be a boring "Guys" show.. to my delight, it turned out that the show was good.. entertaining and interesting.. cool!

orh! another cool person is Federer!.. I can't help gushing bout him and of coz Nadal is so cute too!! I was watching a veryveryvery good game of tennis.. the Wimbledon male single finals.. i think Federer won becoz of the final edge by the cool composure and brilliant strategy. Of coz its a pity for young Nadal (full of vibrance and forceful) but he still got many years of cup to win.. this yr let old Roger Federer win once more loh..

I think the winners are all well deserved! especially when i dont like find Marion Bartoli (the plump gal) good at all! I was hoping for a Venus-Justine ladies Finals =( that would be a more exciting match...

okie.. byebye Tennis!.. we will await EPL, with no Henry, eeekkks! double =(

maria sharapova

she got crashed out in the 4th round of Wimbledon last nite

but i like her..

because she's so young and talented.. ya and pretty

I enjoy watching her play.. although she was quite weak against Venus William last nite..

Sexy too.. to me because confident & talented woman appeal to me more, rather then slutty ones

My current new "interest" is to watch Wimbledon now..

eh.. embarrassing to say..

but I don't & can't play tennis =( any free coach? Gee =P

random rantings

I think my life is kind of slow now..
not exactly free or bored.. but just.. eh.. slow.. nothing interesting or inspiring..
(which explains why ive got nothing much exciting to blog about)
Perhaps its becoz I completed my SIM degree paper.. so im one goal shorter.. but i do have other academic aims.. like a CPA or degree in accountancy but it takes time to plan and can only happen after i obtained the results..

im fustrated why i cannot get my internet to work at home... any IT expert can help me set up the network thingy??? haizzzz.. i will definitely blog more when its up

Gst 7%! the dreaded day has come!! how can the lousy $200 package be enuff when i didnt get a pay rise?? imagine if ur monthly expenses is $2k, u alrdy incur $140 gst, which is $40 (2%) more.. $200 can jus cover 5 months ($200/$40) loh.. not even half a year..
I demand a decent increment at yr end ah! Employers better be more considerate leh!.. standard of living is so high!... kekez

okie.. happy stuff now.. enough grumbling..
er.... erh....

nothing happy leh... although i might have exciting things coming up.. heh heh.. lets see how lah.. if it happens, den i blog..
stay tune!

cute creativity by a fren, John

dont know why so many virus are hitting me!! GERMS! arghhh...
first was the backache,
then fever and headache,
then this rashes called Herpes Zoster (Shingles)..
ive seen the doctor 3 times in 3 weeks!
haha really a major sickly patient siah!
SAVE ME FROM MY AGONY!

alrite.. enough of whining.. life will only get better! at least the health portion i mean..

GSS Shopping!

I spent the most money on the GSS this time round.. becoz.... I bought a Dell laptop from the IT show! yeayyyy!! its one of the low end.. best buy but still super broke now... no more spree liao =(

byebye SIM

Finally Exams are over! IMMMM SOOOO GLADDDDD!! wooohhhoooo!
anyway ive been try to blog for the past 2 days but this website failed me.. take ages for me to "create a new entry".. that explains why i didnt came in and share my joy on the day of my last paper itself: 30th May. oh ya anyway, that last paper sucks! probably my lousiest paper so far in this 2 yrs.. but who cares!!!! now I can proudly announced: IM DONE WITH UOL EXAMS! =D

sad to say.. i was sick thru-out this last paper.. fever for bout 3 days.. really! I walked into the exam hall sickly.. like a zombie.. i was even on MC that day.. so even though im on leave 2 days for mugging.. i could hardly revise consciously, well.. ... too bad =( that's my main reason for doing badly for this last paper..

im hardly sick.. but once im sick, it's a major big fat one.. so i guess i would be a healthy baby for the next 1 yr.. at least! ha..

I watched Pirates 3 liao.. Still love Captain Jack Sparrow!!! but i think Pirates 2 was better.. more funny.. coz this epi less Jack mah.. so the movie seemed dry... if u want Pirates of the Carribean 4 to be more popular, PLEASE revolve the story more on Jack la! Definitely can sell better this way..

Im looking forward to go to the PC show in one of this few days.. other than that.. nothing much interesting liao.. too broke for the GSS..

Bye for Now

more photos from aussie

The Tic-Tac Lemon mint not nice one! taste like eating air-freshener! dont buy =(

brief summary

hmm... summarise the aussie holiday b4 i forget..
the weather there was good.. i love it very much.. cooling and my complexion suddenly become super good becoz of the cool dry weather..
pple there were very friendly.. super nice =D

on my way to & fro on the flight, i watch a lot of movies! hahah.. i re-watch The Holiday and Devil wears Prada, and i also caught Dreamgirls and Man in the Iron Mask.. I like Dreamgals.. almost weep on the plane! so embarrassing.. i like SIA planes coz their pillow and decos all in Purple! my fave! nice theme.. I also catch two epi of F.R.I.E.N.D.S to brighten my trip! fully utilised the travelling time me!..

Shoppin at the Factory Outlet was fun, looking desperately for bargain priced items, other then that, not much shopping was done le..
I went to SeaWorld and MovieWorld and some mountain places (forgot what mountain is that =P).. also the beach at GoldCoast..

I enjoyed the place & actually hope can go there again with my love ones =D

The Gold Coast Trip

Well, i dont exactly have time to blog.. so i shall let the pictures do the talking..
hmm some of the pics from Brisbane, GoldCoast..

Shall blog more when i have time..