Thursday, June 16, 2005

Stranger's Top 5 Guides to Slimming Success!


Highly Recommended! , Proven & Untested

1) Abandon your remote controls -
no matter what kind of controllers u have, for TV, air-con, Hi-Fi Sets, Trash it!
Get ur butts off your seats & move it! Walk and adjust the sets each time u need to flip a
channel etc. This way, you will b lesser of a couch-potato.

2) Make illusions of your wedding that's juz a month away -
Let's face it! Which sane Lady wouldn't want to b a pretty Slim bride? Whether u are single or
already married, come'on, jus make believe that you have a wedding coming up real soon and u
would be intrinsically motivate to stop pigging out and start dieting!

3) An Apple a day -
We all know an apple a day keeps the doctor away right? But how many of us know that this is also the winning formula for Slimming? Having doubts? Oh, Please! Imagine consuming Only an apple a day, who wouldn't drop kilos? =P

4) Limit the amount of Cash $ you carry around per day -
Without sufficient funds, you would have no choice but to starve! The best would be for you to keep ur money in ur bank and keep the NETS & Credit cards at home.. or if not, better if you just remit all your money to Stranger to safe-keep for you while you diet your way to be a Superstar!

5) Order the food you hate most! -
For each meal, choose to buy the food you hate most. In hawker stalls, foodcourts or restaurants, just order the ones u dislike most or hates! In this way, you would be less-highly to finish your food and also, lose interest in eating eventually , When it comes to the sumptuous buffet or dinner you have been invited, do the same! This will control your consumption n lose your interest in eating (aka pigging). Oh ya! and Good luck to you if it happens that your most Hatred food is Char Kuey Tiao, Nasi Lemak or Chicken Rice k! =P


Stranger will not bear any responsibility to the outcomes of the above.
If you have any critics to these formulas, do keep them to yourself...
But do share with Stranger if you still have any other wacky sure-win ideas.

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